My other annoying neighbor

I would like to preface this post by apologizing for whining so much about my neighbors. I desperately need my beauty rest and if I don't get a good 12-15 hours of sleep every night, then I am a complete wreck. My other neighbor leaves for work every day at the Un-Godly hour of 6AM and I am woken up by his Jeep on Roids. I don't know what kinda bad-ass engine this guy is running but it's freakin LOUD as HELL. He has to warm er up for a good 10 minutes each morning and he's parked just a few feet from my bedroom window. If you ever catch me with unsightly bags under my eyes, then you'll know why.