Saturday, January 27, 2007

Will Ferrell Skewers Bush

I'm a huge fan of old skool SNL such as John Belushi, Dan Ackroyd, Gilda Radner and even Chevy Chase. They are the classic Saturday Night Live, "Not Ready for Prime-time Players." Let's face it that most of the other seasons over the years really sucked ass. Sure, they had some shining stars such as Chris Farley but I pretty much wrote the show off in the mid 80's when brat-packer, Anthony Michael Hall joined the cast. However, one of my favorite, SNL alums is Will Ferrell. I loved him in Zoolander and Old School. Here's a clip of Will doing Dubya's take on Global Warming from his ranch in Texas. It's quite brilliant!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Jetpacks Rule

Am I the only one that think jetpacks kick ass? Maybe I watched one too many Buck Rogers episodes or saw too many James Bond movies as a kid, but I totally want one. When I was a kid, I always thought jetpacks would be apart of every day life in my adult hood. I just don't understand why we can't buy a consumer jet pack for everyday use. Imagine a world in which you could jet pack to work while passing over the congested traffic below. What a lovely view you would have of Mount Ranier as you blast to your destination. My dream of owning a jetpack is closer than you think. The wacky folks at Future Horizons will sell you the plans to build your very own jetpack of your dreams. In fact, they'll sell you plans to build your own Time Travel Machine, Lightsaber, UFO and other Sci-Fi toys. Here's a clip of "Rocket Man" as he demos a jetpack. This video sends shivers of delight down my spine.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Awesome Face Plant

This poor woman takes a nose dive into mutha earth while doing a segment on grape crushing for the local news. Laughing at someone that has fallen in public is one of my most guilty, yet most satisfying pleasures. The best part is the freakish, other-worldly sounds that she emits when she hits the turf. I didn't really need to see someone crush grapes with their bare feet and this will make me think twice before I enjoy my next glass of vino. Enjoy!

Friday, January 19, 2007

dip shit hall of fame

For the hell of it, I decided to search "binge drinking" on You Tube and I came across this vid of a kid that drank an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA in about two minutes. I'm amazed he didn't wind up in the ER to get his stomach pumped. Thank God I survived my twenties. I have a niece that is a sophomore in college and I pray to the big JC that she's not this stoopid.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

richard simmons exploding steamer

One of Dave's favorite guests, Richard Simmons, stops by the Late Show to peddle his new vegetable steamer. Richard gets particularly peeved when Dave interrupts his sales pitch and hilarity ensues. Is it just me, or do Richard's shorts seem to be getting shorter and shorter. Soon he'll be wearing nothing but a banana hammock. (That image could scar people for life)

nerdcore for life

Last summer I was one of the camera people for the documentary, Nerdcore for Life. Nerdcore is hip-hop that is performed by geeks and computer nerds. They rap about computer games, programming and other dorky shit. Nerdcore is a small but growing niche in the ever expanding world of hip-hop. Several of the rappers in the film live here in the NW and one of the featured groups, Optimus Rhyme is frequently played on KEXP. The film's trailer has generated quite a bit of buzz on the web and hopefully the film's director, Dan Lamoureux will get it into several film festivals. Here's the trailer.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I heart Neko Case

I'm not a huge fan of the alt country but I really love Neko Case. She's easy on the eyes and sings like an angel. Here's a clip of her performing, Hold On Hold On. Most alt country fans should be very familiar with her record label, Bloodshot Records. If you dig those bands then you should enjoy the documentary about the record label, "Bloodied but Unbowed! Bloodshot Records Life in the Trenches. "